The AI Total Blame Transfer Agreement

Someone has to be liable when the vibe-coded payment flow eats the database at 23:00. This legally*-formatted document makes very sure it isn't your security person.

*Not legal advice. Aggressively, almost performatively, not legal advice.

Assign the blame.

Four fields. One scapegoat. Zero remaining liability for the adult in the room.

Your Name The Liable Party. The Blast Radius. The hill that liability flows downhill toward.

Name of IT Security Person The Protected Party. The Adult In The Room. Has suspiciously good posture. Was right.

Company Name Whose production environment is, at this moment, on fire.

Email Where we send the executed Word & PDF. We do not store it. We have enough liability.

By clicking, you accept all liability of every kind, known and unknown, including capacities not yet invented. This assumption of liability shall survive the heat death of the universe and at least two corporate reorganizations.

Exhibit A · live hazard register

Asks AI agent to “clean up the database” without specifying which rows. — EXTINCTION

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Assign the blame.

Exhibit A · live hazard register

Notarizing your blame…

It's official. It's on you.

The motion was denied.